Paris does Wal-Mart: The crowd seemed on the verge of trampling every low-price piece of inventory just to get a peek at the heiress hours before she even appeared.

"Paris is my idol!" said Lindsey Tillisek, 15, on her way out of the signing line.

"I think she should be queen!" said her friend Katie Quinn, also 15. "If Paris told me to jump off a bridge, I would."

Sinfest News: Dick Cheney insists on link between Al Qaeda and Kevin Bacon. Al Qaeda was trained by the CIA which was created by Harry Truman who dropped the bomb which was conceived by the Manhattan Project which was a movie starring John Lithgow who was in Footloose with Kevin Bacon.

Hi-larious.

ID Theft Center

Fabulous suitcase, nice arms, too.

Cost of War - "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

President Dwight D. Eisenhower
April 16, 1953

Register to vote. Takes less than 5 min to fill out the form, then print, sign, and mail.

Stop the NRA: In three days, formerly banned guns -- including Uzis and AK-47s -- will once again be street legal.

In the Life - The Gay and Lesbian TV Newsmagazine on PBS.

qlbtq - Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender & Queer encyclopedia

Shhh! The snake may hear you - Seriously, did you know snakes can hear? The auditory response of snakes is superior to that of cats.

timeanddate.com - Because sometimes I want to impress my friends by knowing the current time in Reykjavik. Unfortunately, most of them think I'm up to my usual bullshit, and don't know Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland. Man, my friends is stupid.

ACLU Freedom Concert - October 4, 2004

Men Wallpaper because guys like to be objectified.

Yea for Gay in Canada: As same-sex marriage battles erupt across the United States in one form or another, the war over marriage in Canada may be moving toward the mop-up stages. Speaking to the Canadian Bar Association, Justice Minister Irwin Cotler said the federal government will no longer oppose or delay any future challenges to provincial marriage laws.

T-ShirtsThatSuck.com...the leader in Offensive Apparel...

Fluffy Wombat - a warm and fuzzy place.

Hot Olympians - the only reason for watching the games.

US History Timeline: 1587 - 1947

edzspace - whoah shit...where'd this come from

Downelink.com - Just another Friendster?

The Truth about Condoms

Thunderbird Theater Company - 1246 Folsom Street (between 8th and 9th)

Only In Alabama: A federal appeals court has upheld a 1998 Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution doesn't include a right to sexual privacy.

Uhm... what?! Are we still in America?

Black People Love Us!- Satire is rarely appreciated, if understood.. the hanging out page kills

NewYorkish: Why Drink When You Can Snort?

you-are-here: Hollywood architectural photo gallery

 

Shouts and Murmurs - Now this is the kind of government I can get behind.

Washington - Efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage foundered Wednesday afternoon, when the proposal failed to garner enough votes to stay alive.

Meanwhile, this issue has caused a split on the right.. "Breaking with the views of Vice President Dick Cheney, his wife, Lynne, disputed President Bush's stance that a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage is needed." The couple have a daughter who is a lesbian.

MoveOn.org - United, Not Divided: Deliver a message to Capitol Hill before the upcoming vote on the Federal Marriage Amendment.

Hellbent - The first gay horror film that everyone is talking about...

Justusboyz - Custom hoodies, boxers, trucker hats, sexy underwear, hooded sweatshirts

BLOGWISE

Active Spam Killer

project-blog 2004 - On July 24th, bloggers from all around the world will be updating their own blog every 30 minutes for 24 solid hours all in the name of each blogger's favorite charity.

RumbleLizard - "..some shitheaded son of a syphilitic crack whore broke out one of my car windows and rifled through my glove compartment a few nights ago."

A little nibble, then some shopping.. Fabulous, thank you.
Happy 2-yr anniversary ;)


Daphne's

PeterThomasRoth

TheyFit Condoms - 55 custom-fit sizes. How do you measure up?

SmartBargains

Lunchtime Reading:


Digby's Hullabaloo - "George W. Bush has been making comparisons between the 'War On Terrorism' and WWII. I didn't realize that in this sequel we were the Germans."

mopie - anyone's any

Cheese & Macaroni Gallery - A fun Ian site

weetabix - dumber than a box of rocks

Yoga Postures - Over 250 different YogaCards showing different asanas.

Boycott Virginia

Blue Q - I like the cat butt gum.

Buzzard Terrorizes English Country Road: "An angry buzzard is terrorizing a quiet English country road by dive-bombing passing cyclists. The bird of prey used its beak and claws to rip a three-inch gash in Paul Taylor's head as he cycled along the stretch of road near Holsworthy, in Devon, western England. 'I thought at first it was a lorry passing and the wing mirror had somehow caught my head, then I saw the buzzard swooping in front of me and suddenly there was blood pouring down my head and face.'

Last weekend 22 cyclists taking part in a long distance competition along the road -- the A3072 -- suffered head injuries or had gouges taken out of their helmets by the same bird, according to the race coordinator.

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds suggested the bird was probably nesting nearby and was defending its chicks, and added bikers should avoid the road for a few weeks."

This could get interesting: "Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry joined a growing chorus, including the voice of Nancy Regan, in urging President Bush to remove restrictions on embryonic stem cell research that could help combat Alzheimer's."

In response to Bush’s announcement of federal government closure and a national day of mourning for former President Ronal Regan, the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force closes offices on June 11th in memory of all those lost to AIDS.

A Family in Baghdad

FaithfulAmerica.org - Don't blame it on us

H Bomb update

Old news, but a good sexblog: DazeReader - "The Committee on College Life voted to approve a student-run magazine that will feature nude pictures of Harvard undergraduates and articles about sexual issues"

Chicago Bloggers

Homos to blame for obesity in the UK - "It's quite alarming that Lord Tebbit manages to get his extreme prejudices into a discussion on obese children"

Dictionaries take lead in redefining modern marriage - "The Oxford English Dictionary actually retooled 'marriage' in 2001. 'It's not so much a redefinition, because our definition did not specify marriage had to be between a man and woman in the first place,' said editor Jesse Sheidlower"

California, beware of bug bites! Seriously.

Rammstein - German industrial musicians are hot. If you're really good, they might even pee on you.

The Abandoned Adventures of Megan & co! - These type of 'documentary' sites remind me of my childhood, growing up in the mid-west. There was never a shortage of creepy backwoods, old houses, or condemned buildings to risk our lives exploring. In LA, anything without a lock is owned by the homeless.

Dream Dictionary - It's best to enter key words and phrases rather than every detail of the dream, as the symbols are used to deliver messages, and most of the other crap is environmental.

AngryFinger.org: "In 2000, when George W. Bush accepted the GOP presidential nomination, he told the story of juvenile delinquent Johnny Demon to highlight the need for 'compassionate conservatism.' Now 21, Demon has no job, no permanent home and no idea he was used in Bush's speech. Reporter Robert Draper follows up on Demon's fate in the latest issue of GQ. Draper talks with NPR's Robert Siegel."

Stranger than Fiction - The real Jerri Blank!

Peace Frogs of Myrtle Beach. The Lounge Wear is super-cute.

Digitally Imported - electronic dance music with highly addictive elements

urban exploration - "My intent is to visit the city where i live, Milan, in Italy. Abandoned places, and anything that skips to usual views. I don't infiltrate without permission, usually i just take a peeck from outside, if there's nobody to let me in."

Black Prada pumps go with everything. - "A South Dakota politician announced Monday that he is transgender and plans to transition from male to female while in office. Rapid City Alderman Tom Murphy, 48, will live and dress as a woman for at least a year before undergoing gender reassignment surgery. While other politicians have undergone gender transitions after leaving office, Murphy will be the first to transition on the job."

Crack head roommates are wildly entertaining.

some quirks to work out w/ the new template. my CSS guru is busy toddler wrangling @ the ranch.

..as the CEO of AOL Entertainment once told me, "The web isn't a perfect place"

"Friday, March 05, 2004"

I think I have a new fetish.

Operation: Homo Shield - "According to SLDN (Servicemembers Legal Defense Network), the military discharged 787 gays and lesbians last year, a 17 percent decrease from 2002 and a 39 percent decrease from 2001. The time period coincides with the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. SLDN's report noted, 'Gay discharge numbers have dropped every time America has entered a war, from Korea to Vietnam to the Persian Gulf to present conflicts.'"

Free Speech Fined - The House Energy and Commerce Committee voted 47-1 last week to dramatically increase the amount that the FCC could fine broadcasters that air 'indecent' material.

House energy the fuck what? Who? Check the Right.

Bush uses images from 9/11 in re-elect campaign - Families who lost relatives in the Sept. 11 attacks voiced outrage on Thursday at Bush's first ads in his re-election campaign, which use images of the devastated World Trade Center.

Are you fucking serious? I fully expected Bush would once again try to use 9/11 for his personal gain. He's been doing it for the past several years. Dear G-d, that only everyone might become half as enraged as I am by this shameful time in US history. Spread the word: Get the monkey out!

trudyemo - "All in all, today really wasn't that bad of a day. I mean, I'm sitting here at my computer, with my hair in a bun, and my pencil shoved through it for safekeeping purposes, and I don't want to kill anyone, so that's a plus right?"

Chicago OK with Gay - "You have to point out the strength of this community, your doctors, your lawyers, your journalists," Mayor Daley said. "They have adopted children. To me, we have to understand this is part and parcel of our families and extended families."

Other voices in major cities are starting to speak up about their belief in equal rights as well. Too little too late? Ohio recently became the 38th state to legally define marriage as "between a man and a woman."

New Mexico - Why the hell not..?!? - Some more homos got hitched in Sandoval County, N. M., on Friday after the county clerk, in a moment of clarity, determined that state law did not prohibit it. They stopped granting licenses later that day when the state's attorney general issued a statement saying the licenses were "invalid under state law."

Nice try, though.

Justly Married - On February 12, San Francisco started performing same-sex marriages in City Hall. Photographer Derek Powazek was there and captured the moment with this lovely photo series. I was up in SF visiting someone special this past Valentines weekend and witnessed a line out the door of City Hall and down the block. It was an amazing backdrop to my own adventures in romance, to say the least.

funny monkey cartoons are stooopid.

A special song for every girl and her Gay Boyfriend

BOSTON - The Massachusetts high court ruled today that only full, equal marriage rights for gay couples — rather than civil unions — would be constitutional, erasing any doubts that same-sex marriages could take place in the state beginning in mid-May.

It figures the year I finally give up on the super-bowl half-time show and don't watch, something good happens.


There was mixed reaction from the crowd when Janet's
right breast, seen here fitted with it's own microphone, sang
the rest of the duet with Justin Timberlake during the half-time sbow.

Creative Commons

Snopes.com
Urban Legends Reference Pages

Jesus Loves Suds

STUNNING NEMO
Little kids are not the boss of us and their incessant whining will not destroy the oceans of Southeast Asia.

The American Family Association, an anti-gay organization, is doing a poll on gay marriage. They are going to present the results to Congress, hoping to gain support for the federal constitutional amendment to define "marriage" as solely a heterosexual union. Normally, I can’t stand internet polls, but the American Family Association is diabolical and, in some circles, is given credibility.
- Mental Blank

Last poll results before removed from site:
Those who favor legalization of homosexual marriage: 59.34% (360500 votes)
Those who oppose legalization of homosexual marriage & civil unions: 32.39% (196772 votes)
Those who favor a civil union with the full benefits of marriage except for the name: 8.27% (50239 votes)

Currency Exchange

Santarchy!
No force on earth can stop a hundred Santas!

ComingSoon.net
Coming.. soon

My West Hollywood Lifestyle...Whatever!

Best song in the gay universe.

California Shuttle Bus
LA / SF Bus Service

U.K. students protest Bush: Thursday saw an estimated 100,000 people march through London in protest over Bush's visit -- the largest weekday protest the country has ever seen.

I don't agreew with Bush either, but why aren't they protesting their own government officials that backed the war?

US Soldiers Dead in Iraq Exceeds Early Vietnam Years: The U.S. death toll in Iraq has surpassed the number of American soldiers killed during the first three years of the Vietnam War, the brutal Cold War conflict that cast a shadow over U.S. affairs for more than a generation. Larger still is the number of American casualties from the broader U.S. war on terrorism, which has produced 488 military deaths in Iraq, Afghanistan, the Philippines, Southwest Asia and other locations.

Carol Channing Still Rules the Stage at 82
She dances, she sings, she even wears a "metallic silver form fitting mini-skirted flapper dress designed for maximum gam exposure."

That last part sounds a little scary.

Anti-gay chief justice removed from bench:
A special court in Alabama on Thursday terminated the state's suspended chief justice, Roy S. Moore, who became notorious for letting religion dictate his judicial work.

Funky gay white rapper Cazwell. And cute, too.

The Beer Drinker's Dictionary
A collection of terms every beer drinker should know

Typer Shark

Happy Tree Friends Smoochies

Americans United for Separation of Church and State

Popdex : the website popularity index

David Gest: Burn victim or Awful Plastic Surgery?

Take your agression out the old fashioned way.
- InstantVoodoo.com

Neighborhoodies | custom street wear

Phrontistery.info | obscure & rare words

Does a joint contain four times the carcinogens as cigarettes? Not according to this study.

"Marijuana may be one of the most studied drugs of our time. And as the medical science accumulates, a pattern begins to emerge: The drug is neither the deadly toxin its foes portray nor the benign herb its advocates like to see."
- Ken Goldberg, MD

Now you can meet your neighbors online so you never actually have to interact with them in person! I saw a review of this site a few months ago, but never downloaded the application. Basically, you log on and it tells you where people are closest to you that share common interests, etc. I have a few issues with privacy on the net. Mainly, that it doesn't exist. I don't know if I want people to be able to track my location within Los Angeles.

Fascinating bio on the completely fictitious life of Raymond Burr.

Now six years after this gay author took his own life, his book Testosterone is being made into a major feature film with Antonio Sabato, Jr. and Jennifer Coolidge.

Got email? I do. After just a day or two away from the computer, I have about fifteen zillion emails sitting in my inbox. After a botched attempt with Outlook on my computer (never installs correctly and eventually disconnects my dial up when in use), I may start using something like this.

"I was going to vote for Angelyne, but I have to admit that [porn star Mary Carey] has a more developed platform. I'm just afraid that the two of them will split the busty blonde vote and throw the election to Arnold."
- homunculus on metafilter.com

"some straight men are under the impression that maintaining [their asshole's] "virginity" is the only way to stay "straight", as if there was a fag button up there only waiting to be switched on."
- ryan8-5cut

Normally, a straight man using the word "fag" makes my tinker bell go off, but I think it's pretty safe to assume, even just from this quote, that this dude is pretty open minded. I've read several of his ryan8-5cut's entries, although I thought he was gay at first; the name is RIGHT out of a gay chatroom. Then again, I generally think everyone is a little gay. ryan8-5cut also has his own Q&A site on diaryland called "sexquestion." you know, the new straight guy is gay.

If not, a team of super-fags will arrive @ his door with cameras and force a fabulous or make over on him.

Yes, we're taking over.

One of my sisters called the good looking really tan guide Cabanna Boy, he said "there's nothing BOY about me" and that it was a racial slur. We all thought Cabanna Boy was really hot but he needed not to talk or sass us.
- BoardHo

The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning-Man & Family

The links pags has made it past the first year mark!

If you have a site you'd like to share, please email me.
I'm always looking for new sites to help me waste my life away in front of the computer.

There is no way to “minimize” the contribution of the USA in removing saddam. The USA waged a friggin’ war, how could you “minimize” a war. I have said this before: if it weren’t for the intervention of the US, Iraq would have seen saddam followed by his sons until the end of time. But excuse me if I didn’t go out and throw flowers at the incoming missiles...I don’t think anyone has the right to throw cluster bombs in civilian areas and then refuse to clean up the mess afterwards.
- Salam Pax

The Wisdom of Crayons.

Just a quick HTML reference guide. Looked it up for a friend and thought it was a good one ;)

DiscoTheKid
TranceJen

Pimp & Ho, the most fabulous spies of all.

"I make no apologies for not liking the vast majority of children I meet. I dislike the vast majority of the adults I meet, so why should I give extra breaks to the vertically challenged? Most people in the world are totally unapologetic assholes, and that includes children."
- RumbleLizard

Hey, ho. Check out the Gay Pimp.

“Some people don’t get sick during their pregnancies, or suffer from multiple ailments that expecting mothers often do, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be one of them. I think feeling some alien thing moving inside me would be enough to make me toss my cookies at any given moment.”
- Kiwi

I don't know why I'm so obsessed with American Idol, but if you watch, you have to read jru – the self appointed fourth judge. He’s the best part of the show.

I swear I used to make these for easter as a kid. Don't ask why I was surfing a craft site. It was an accident.

Sometimes an artist can be so well built into the fabric of our culture that they really have to do something outstandingly brilliant to remind us why this is so. Johnny Cash, Music legend and American icon, covers the Nine Inch Nails song “hurt” on his new release, which also happens to be nominated for 3 Grammys. His recording is an incredibly haunting version of the song, which is accompanied by a surprising and equally haunting video filmed in the Johnny Cash museum. It is rare to see the two art forms work so well together, and the video is truly an inspired piece.

RealPlayer

WindowsMedia (high) | (low)

kitties rock.

“There are two types of gay men, bottoms and liars.”
-- aunt mary

the birthday alarm

Davis&Davis | Old fashion toys meet modern art

do you have a mean kitty?

creepy

Always remember, the most important thing is Shopping.

i literally use this every day. having to look up things to check their definition does not make you stupid, not knowing things makes you stupid.

Ferret santa suit -- one stop shopping this Halloween and xmas for your little pet ferret.

this is the best useless site ever. i could sit and click the virtual stapler all day........

The Six Beer Theory- proving that the only thing seperating straight men from gay men is a six pack.

Lucky Friday the 13th

Bunny Survival Tests

These people are sick & disturbed, which is why I like 'em.

Free business cards @ vistaprint

Young Gay America: education and information to enhance the lives of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered, Intersexed, Queer, Questioning, and Closeted youth.

pure and simple as a hammer to the forebrain: the brunching shuttlecocks

What Time Is It?

because i'm not feeling original, here's the wicked good guide to boston english. read: boston accent guide.
i've never been to boston, but have met many lovely residents. all with very unique speech patterns. none of them really sound the same to me, but it's distinctly boston. if that makes any sense.

geez oh pete! it's the michigan accent guide!
ah, the memories of life in the midwest...

kitsch switch, fipped. this is why i never want to get married. i know it would happen to me. the other day i had a conversation about weddings, and my qtpie told me he didn't want anything too extravagant. "You know, like, not having it in outer space or anything."

the search for intelligent life continues

I'm considering becoming a lesbian just so I can wear the cool t-shirts @ dyketees.com

lego death is so last week! it's really about creating a leggo version of yourself... it doesn't get more lego-riffic than this

big bunny. he's big. he's pink. he's mighty tasty.

its all about lego death