Saturday, April 30, 2005

freewarehof.org | American Myths

Thursday, April 28, 2005

EarthDay.net | Footprint Quiz


..estimates how much productive land and water you need to support what you use and what you discard

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Peevish | English slang and colloquialisms used in the United Kingdom

Full Monty :: [formerly] Obscure British slang, meaning "the whole amount" – popularized by the international hit UK film called the same.

Now a live stage musical! Sometimes, mocking popular culture takes absolutely no effort whatsoever. It makes a joke of itself. Given a chance, you and I both know we’d sign over rights to even the most outrageously bastardized version of our work without hesitation, so long as the 'cha-chinging' cash register bells rang loudly enough in our ears. Go on, take the money and run. Artistic integrity be dammed!

Friday, April 15, 2005

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Saturday, April 09, 2005

UrbanDictionary - accidental
1. A poor driver. In California, this person is usually Asian.
"Watch out! There's an accidental in that Lexus in the next lane."


Tuesday, April 05, 2005

biodtl - What's that mean?

"I was going to write a joke entry for April Fools Day, but then I thought about how it would be mean to play a prank on you guys and how I really need to focus more on caring and kindles and understanding. April Fools! Actually, I'm a lazy bastard and decided 'fuck it.' It's easier to bitch instead."

Monday, April 04, 2005

e b m - protocol of last resort

"I don't remember what I was doing a google image search on, maybe 'infant breast augmentation' but anyway.."

Saturday, April 02, 2005

resrap - b.r.a.i.n:f.r.i.t.t.e.r

"Sometimes, the person who knows the least will speak with the most authority.
At least I'm gracious enough not to exclude myself. You?

Sometimes, when I come across them, I'm always very tempted to pull their sleeves and ask, 'By whose authority do you speak?' I can think of a few.

Now look at Socrates (c.470-399BC). He said, the only thing he knew, was that he knew nothing.

So why are people still painting the world using their human eyes? You know our eyes are no good."