Etsy :: Your place to buy and sell all things handmade

Zecco :: Cheaper than etrade

NoonHat :: Let's do lunch

NoiseBot :: t-shirts

JoeyDevilla compares famous movie scenes depected on 'The Simpsons.'

Frankey's :: Expensive shit for men & women

More clothes that make your wallet cry :: Revolve Clothing

Holy shit! The world is flat?

AnswerBag :: post your question, get an answer

Shunya's photos of Lost Cities

StumbleUpon.com :: Visit new places

Clean Computer Help :: Free tools to safely clean up & protect your computer.

Chuck Norris Facts :: Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

OMGkitty.com :: That's it! I'm getting a kitty cam.

But I won't film her stoned.

Abs, butts & buldge for days at HotGuyBlog

Circuiticket.com :: Get your party on

Daily deals at Woot!

Real life Kwik-E-Mart blurs line between reality, TV

CelebrityButtPlugs.com :: that about says it

Modern Amusement :: clothing, hats, sunglasses & shoes

ShotPak :: Alcohol on the go!

Self tan with Aqua Tan

Join the Church of LaToya

Stick figure shooting gallery

Each Sudoku has a unique solution :: Like a cross-word puzzle, except with numbers instead of letters

There three rows of three 3x3 squares. Enter digits from 1 to 9 into the blank spaces. Every row must contain one of each digit. So must every column, as must every 3x3 square.

Sugar Bush Squirrel :: The world's most photographed squirrel

Passive agressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers & strangers

Izimi :: Desktop publishing, no upload required.
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Frucall :: Out shopping? Compare prices for products online using your phone.
Enter the barcode & search for the best online prices with Amazon, Shopping.com, Yahoo!, Google Base, etc.

I'm Bringing Blogging Back presents Harriet Carter Wednesday!

Sarah Darling :: A former co-worker, on an Italian sabbatical.

Go Sarah! Beautifully written (like a personal letter) and includes great really awesome photos. It's everything a travel blog should be. Gratisimo! Or, whatever means "good stuff" in Italian!

You are the abominable snowman, penguins are target practice

NCBI :: The National Center For Biotechnology Information

This group creates public databases, conducts research, develops software tools for analyzing genome data, and disseminates biomedical information. Way more exciting than internet porn.

GoAwayParis :: Join the movement

Hey hey! It's Moustache May

Dante's Inferno Test :: What level of Hell will you burn in?

Bo(red)..? BuyLessCrap.org

Nightcharm :: Poof! you're suddenly gayer

ManCandy :: Strip to the music

Fall in love with a death row inmate at The Pampered Prisoner

HiSunglasses | Discount prices, free shipping

Why do I believe commercials like this?

Sexy designer underwear for men & women | Ginch Gonch

DreamMoods | What's in your dream?

15 minutes of fame or lifetime of shame? DeathByCamera

Eater.com | Where are you eating tonight? (NY & LA)

It worked for me! Acne Statin

Oscillate Wildly's peep show

EarthShell | Eco-friendly food packaging

Eco-fashion accessories | Ecoist

Viral Video Chart | Most watched vids online

Pictures, Games & Video Clips at Break.com

Go Elf Yourself

Gluehwein | The ideal drink on a cold winter evening

Web Junk further perverts the term doggy style

Curbed LA | Hollywood home happenings

Meet The Ass | AssShot.blogspot.com

Have your photo taken with Mr. Ass!

When I have no idea WTF people are talking about...
slang.acronymfinder.com | Acronym dictionary

Inside The Edge | Internet Talk Radio

Twenty Women For Darfur

Fabulous Bath & Body Products @ Purity Cosmetics

ChiliMySoul.com | Gourmet Chili

Good for your feet shoes | Taryn Rose

Official Seal Generator | Make your own official seal

The end of tacky? Pink flamingo extinction

Scissor Sisters | Dance Sister Dance

Karmaloop.com | Urban Clothing/Global Streetwear Culture

MaskOn | Crossdressing fun w/ lycra, rubber masks & boots

Gothamist | Network of city blogs

25 random bloggers compete for popularity @25peeps

rent-a-midget | Midgets for all occasions

Vote For Lisa Hirsch

HuffingtonPost | What Right Wingers See

Store & Serve | File hosting

Truck Nuts & Balls | BullsBalls.com

Quite possibly the strangest web retail site I wish I'd never seen. Honestly, who the hell comes up with this stuff and why is there such a demand market for it that they offer same day shipping? I pray the world will end soon.

Have you seen the King? | ElvisWanted.com

Not Soap Radio | Bath & Body Products

Osito & Miela Kinkajou Honeybears

OK Go | Here It Goes Again

Give Me a Name.com | Give this guy a new name

Rejuvenile | Once upon a time, boys & girls grew up & set aside childish things. Or so the story goes.

MysteryMag | The Ghost Bus of Ladbroke Grove

A cat's blog | by Petrica, The Cat

RealJock | Free Sports & Fitness Community for Gay & Bisexual Jocks, Athletes, Bodybuilders & Fitness Buffs

ClimateCrisis.net | Take Action

Tracie Martyn | Celebrity Skin Care

buzz words | What they're really saying

Common Errors in English Usage

Learn something today:
ENVIOUS/JEALOUS -- Although these are often treated as synonyms, there is a difference. You are envious of what others have that you lack. Jealousy, on the other hand, involves wanting to hold on to what you do have. You can be jealous of your boyfriend’s attraction to other women, but you’re envious of your boyfriend's CD collection.

craigslist | best of

insane, inane ramblings posted on the Web's community classifieds

Clear-Shoe-Boxes.com | Shoe storage solution

Milk Fat | Forget celeb gossip, just ridicule the rich bastards

The Bjork/Diddy phone call is quite funny.

Lil' Kim in lockdown is good, too.

Just in Case | Protection never had such style...

VKpedia | Life in India

theImaginaryWorld.com

Check out the blog for daily retro fun

Leonardo | Right to Left

MikeIndustries.com | Hacking A More Tasteful MySpace

Someday, maybe I'll understand what the hell he's talking about.

Fergie's mySpace page.

Matrix Ping Pong | Extra.com

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

Says You! | A game of words, whimsy, bluff & bluster

Cordless lighted toilet seat | I toiletly want one

NNDB | Tracking the entire world

Pocket Arnold | Audio clips featuring the govenator

Found here on the GagReport.com

The Bell Witch | Early Accounts of the Legend

Cute Overload! | So cute, you'll puke.

Expectations Leather & Rubber Fetishwear

I'm thinking the gas mask is kind of hot...

YouTube | Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

New York Hack Tales from a female Yellow cab driver

sun souvenirs | TED!!

MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com | Have you noticed that a lot of men over a certain age look like country music superstar Kenny Rogers?

RAW 7 | Couture Cashmere

Confessions of a Shoe Whore | A fashionaholic with too many shoes & an obsession with handbags

Naked News | Daily Male

AMERICAblog | A great nation deserves the truth

Go Fug Yourself | "Theriously, what you looking at?"

Stuff On My Cat | Stuff on cats

SNL | Natalie Raps

Ketchup Effect | by Teresa Fabik

Flirting with Anthony | TLA video

sfstation.com | San Francisco City Guide

Jerkass Clothing Co. | Graphic Tees

PimpWebpage | html tutorials

The Other Family | Oppisite of good clean fun

Teenage Suicide | Don't do it

Crime library | Lizzie Borden

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

PWL Radio | pop & dance 24/7

Shop @ JACKIE bulldog

Playtime with kitty

DonorsChoose.org | Help students in public schools

Openmind | A web clique for non-discriminating types

GayWebSource.com | Gay web portal

Pictures of Walls | Graffiti from around the world


A few favorites:
Not just another brick
Promises of Heaven
pointless vandalism
God's sausage
Wall Lady
Huh?

ThinkProgress.org | a project of the APAF

There's no such thing as inclimate weather
This and other eggcorns @ the Language Log

Dvinsk-Clan | Parkour

Interview w/ the BOSS

GayDeceiver.com | Design your own Hell!

"DU shells, known as depleted uranium penetrators, were developed by the Pentagon in the late 1970s as anti-tank, armour-piercing projectiles. DU, which makes up the shell’s core, is a radioactive byproduct of the enrichment process used to make atomic bombs and nuclear fuel rods. The material is extremely hard and abundant, and provided free to weapons manufacturers by the nuclear industry.

When fired, the core bursts into a searing flame that helps it pierce the armour of tanks and other military targets. Diesel vapors inside the tank are ignited, and the crew is burned alive.

Most doctors and scientists agree that even mild radiation is dangerous and increases the risk of cancer. The health risk becomes much greater once the projectile has been fired. After they have been fired, the broken shells release uranium particles. The airborne partciles enter the body easily. The uranium then deposits itself in bones, organs and cells. Children are especially vulnerable because their cells divide rapidly as they grow. In pregnant women, absorbed uranium can cross the placenta into the bloodstream of the foetus.

In addition to its radioactive dangers, uranium is chemically toxic, like lead, and can damage the kidneys and lungs."

Report by:
College of Medicine at Basra University

U.S. Army interrogator Tony Lagouranis talks about the "culture of abuse" permeating interrogations throughout Iraq | Read the interview @ PBS Fontline

Dick Hunter's RateARod.com | Free, fun & really addicktive

TheBody.com | HIV/AIDS Resource

Your Fortune Is

Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Rating Kid Art like a drunk uncle

number1hater | J.C. Cannegieter


"It's not the skill of the man, it's the will of the man"
-Anonymous

City Creator | Virtual Construction

Dr. Brussell | Beverly Hills Dermatology Consultants

Network for Good | Not evil

POWER UP | GLBT entertainment

These guys China sound familiar...

BloggerHeads | Die, spam! DIE!!

Earth View | Makes ya feel small, don't it?

The Undertaker's Deadjournal

I took Paul to Ponderosa Steakhouse today. He got the buffet, or as I like to call it, PAUL-YOU-CAN-EAT! Haha. Because he's fat.

Would you let this man do your hair & makeup?

Cats in Sinks | It's about cats. In sinks.

Kitten War | May the cutest kitten win!

vilaiwan | fine jewelry

JeffLindsay.com | The Cracked Planet

Answers.com | Encyclopedia, Thesaurus, Dictionary & more

WashingtonBlade | D.C. based GLBT newswire

iPetitions | advocate something: start an online petition

Intuition.org | University of Philosophical Research

GasBuddy | Lowest Gas Prices by State

WhitePages/maps | Area Codes by State

Teen Girl Squad at HomeStarRunner.com

RainbowFund.org | GLBT World Support Group

NOLA | 100% of donations goes to Hurricane victims

Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)

Second Harvest | National Food Bank

Fair Debt Collection | Fight illegal collection tactics

D.B. Cooper | Crime Library

EarthScope | Exploring Evolution of Structure

IRIS | Seismic Monitor

USGS | U.S. Geological Survey

Halo Askew | Everything's Relative

Beware the Mars Hoax | NASA

Quackwatch | Quide to Health Quackery

Dancing in the back yard

Delirium's Realm | Theology & evolution of beliefs

Invisible Library | Books that only appear in other books

AMERICAN DAD | webcam

BigMixUp.com | by Jay Barnes

Skipout.com | War On Terror

nicim | do you believe in always?

"Good men do not always make good lovers and bad men bad ones. My second husband was as good as you could get, but emotionally inept. And there were a couple of bad boys I can think of, really bad boys, who were glorious. And glorious sex has always been extremely high on my list of gotta' haves."

MovieSounds.com | Clue

bentblog | The Daily Slap

PostSecret | See a Secret...Share a Secret

Organic Health & Beauty | Rejuvenation 4the Body & Soul

GreenPeople.org | Directory of eco-friendly products

eHow.com | How To Do (just about) Everything

PCRM.org | Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine

Triggur.org | The Virtual Vomit Page

pd | POAB design

Visually stimulating in person, too.

EQCA | Equality California

Engrish.com | Humorous use of English words in Japanese ads & products

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah | Television I'd pay to watch

Mini-Fridge Shopping | Black / White

Queer Visions | Kramer: THE TRAGEDY OF TODAY'S GAYS

RadioBlog | DJ Fergie

Rock, Paper, Scissors | The Online Game

SpicyParis.com | That's Hot

Stencil Graffiti | Street Art

breakdancing transformers | Bust a move, Soundwave!

Chowmein | Brought to you by Starterupsteve.com

Hiss&Tell | Farmyard-goosey tales resonating with wichery and gossip

TwoBadDogs | There are no bad owners, only bad dogs

'My useless co-"worker" got just what I predicted: a slap on the wrist and the slate wiped clean. You know how? He told our boss that he hadn't done any work in two years because he's depressed. Which gives you an automatic Bubble of Immunity because it's illegal to fire someone who is mentally ill. Syphilitic Pus Eater Cock Face Sputum Bag. Sent me over the edge, that one did. I told our boss that I'm not willing to work in the same department as him because it's just too stressful for me to have to work three times as hard to get his work done, too, and to watch him lie to everyone and get away with it. She told me that she told him that he had to call the Employee Assistance Program and ask for help with his problem (which is that he's a lazy ass). So I stayed home yesterday in order to avoid committing murder or spitting blood from my eyes, which is my superpower.'

The Whizzinator | Pass Your Drug Test

A life-like prosthetic penis that can help provide a flow of clean urine anytime, anywhere.

LitterKwitter.com | Teach Your Cat to Use the Toilet

bindyree | I Can Hear The Ocean

'There are two kinds of people in this world: People who do what they're told, no matter what is right, and people who do what's right, no matter what they're told.'

rathergood.com | Gay Bar

Even great songs are better when performed by flying Viking Kittens (animation by Joel Veitch)

freewarehof.org | American Myths

EarthDay.net | Footprint Quiz


..estimates how much productive land and water you need to support what you use and what you discard

Peevish | English slang and colloquialisms used in the United Kingdom

Full Monty :: [formerly] Obscure British slang, meaning "the whole amount" – popularized by the international hit UK film called the same.

Now a live stage musical! Sometimes, mocking popular culture takes absolutely no effort whatsoever. It makes a joke of itself. Given a chance, you and I both know we’d sign over rights to even the most outrageously bastardized version of our work without hesitation, so long as the 'cha-chinging' cash register bells rang loudly enough in our ears. Go on, take the money and run. Artistic integrity be dammed!

SaveToby.com | Only YOU have the power to Save Toby!

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don't help

Your Vote Matters | 1,00,000 voters registered

Register to vote, update your address, or change party affiliation online

UrbanDictionary - accidental
1. A poor driver. In California, this person is usually Asian.
"Watch out! There's an accidental in that Lexus in the next lane."

biodtl - What's that mean?

"I was going to write a joke entry for April Fools Day, but then I thought about how it would be mean to play a prank on you guys and how I really need to focus more on caring and kindles and understanding. April Fools! Actually, I'm a lazy bastard and decided 'fuck it.' It's easier to bitch instead."

e b m - protocol of last resort

"I don't remember what I was doing a google image search on, maybe 'infant breast augmentation' but anyway.."

resrap - b.r.a.i.n:f.r.i.t.t.e.r

"Sometimes, the person who knows the least will speak with the most authority.
At least I'm gracious enough not to exclude myself. You?

Sometimes, when I come across them, I'm always very tempted to pull their sleeves and ask, 'By whose authority do you speak?' I can think of a few.

Now look at Socrates (c.470-399BC). He said, the only thing he knew, was that he knew nothing.

So why are people still painting the world using their human eyes? You know our eyes are no good."

RaceTraitor.org - End the White Race

"What we hate is a system that confers privileges (and burdens) on people because of their color"

the hapa project

Anecdotage
"Ballads, bons mots, & anecdotes give us better insights into the depths of past centuries than grave & voluminous chronicles."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

whatREALLYhappened.com - The purpose of this site is to expose deceptions by governments and media used to trick the public into wars and out of their money.

StopFakeNews.org - On Sunday, March 13th, The New York Times broke a major story outlining how the Bush administration has used millions of dollars of taxpayer money to produce and disseminate fake news programs that support a partisan political agenda.

These government-produced segments have frequently aired on broadcast TV stations across the country without proper disclosure.

ZWERG-IM-BIKINI Presents: South Park Studio

Wikipedia - An encyclopedia written collaboratively by its readers

Photobucket - Online image hosting & photo albums

SuperFreakME - I walk in, and walk over to the area where men go number 1. there was already a guy there, so, following the code of the male (the 1,3,5 rule {you never use the urinal right next to someone when there is one farther away that is available}) and im fairly certain he was cruising me. that kind of creeped me out. I think he was doing that because, he was there before me, and was still standing there after i was done.

Mindfold Entertainment

presently/currently
Presently - at once; immediately. The word itself does not mean "in the present," rather, "soon." To discuss something happening right now, the suggested term is "currently."

An original meaning of presently was 'at the present time.' That sense is said to have disappeared from the literary language in the 17th century, but it has survived in popular usage and is widely found nowadays in literate speech and writing.

The Hive - Come, gather up the creative honey of your soul-!

RandomLush - "I've been warning my responsible friends that they will probably get a call from the Sheriff's department asking questions about me."

Bebo - online address book that updates your network automatically when members change their contact information

Eric Garcetti Blog - Called L.A.’s Favorite Elected Official by Los Angeles Alternative Press readers.

lskatzdotcom - Lee!

Doghigh... - "It wasn't pretty. It was another one of those drinking nights that you look back on sort of laughing and sort of cringing."

TheCrankyOne - "I'm a single mom, who adores her son, even when he makes her nuts. I am bipolar and overweight."

Superfluous Discourse: "...it should no longer be called 'common' sense, since it is not a very common at all."

Church Sign Generator - The word of G-d is in your hands!

Prison Bitch Name Generator
- mine is, scarily enough, the Shower Stalker. Actually, sounds kind of hot.

The Alexander Technique - a process for recognizing and changing harmful tension patterns that hinder freedom and confidence in movement.

Garfield's Comic Creator

Pseudointellectual - Full of pretentious nonsense and largely incoherent ramblings

Aphorisms Galore! - A pseudo-intellectual is a person who knows what "pseudo" means.

OH MY G-D! Ee-hehe!! [insert school girl scream] - I must have one!!! Now! I want it NOW-!!

The Skycar

Church ads too controversial - We find it disturbing that the networks in question seem to have no problem exploiting gay persons through mindless comedies or titillating dramas, but when it comes to a church's loving welcome of committed gay couples, that's where they draw the line

Did you know Target sells blowjobs?

Television Without Pity - Spare yourself from ever watching another reality TV show again. Let someone else sit through the boring crap [85% of the show] & commercials [40% of the time slot]. Do something else, like waste hours reading the recaps on thier site.

The Blue Lemur - Cheney's bulge: Pocket or package?

Joe. My. God. - You arrive to find my door unlocked. The members of the Supreme Court are already here, and the sex party is in full swing.

GeorgeWGirls.com - Reasons You Should Have Voted Against Bush

AfterEllen: "Yoko Ono has recorded gay versions of her 25-year-old song Every Man Has a Woman Who Loves Him to show her support for gay marriage, and the male version, Every Man Has A Man Who Loves Him, is now topping the dance charts in the U.S. The female version of the song, Every Lesbian Has a Woman Whom She Can't Marry Because it's a Threat to Insecure, Narrow-Minded Americans is playing sorrowfully somewhere in a lesbian country bar."

Brave Soldier - Athletic Skincare

Political Bohemian Rhapsody - courtesy of FLOWGO.com

VOTERGATE - only a looser cries foul play. Was the election hacked? I don't know. Could it have been? Yes. Without a doubt.

NYTimes Election Results - check out the geographic vs. electoral map.

Dostoevsky Research Station - 200 Relevant Links

Marn's Big Adventure: "'I have seen and heard many things, but this is my first zombie crossing," the border patrol officer said with a grin.

Then she ate his brain. Well, not really, but I like my version better.

Clean Team - Over 1000 technical cleaning products, including printer solution and smart cards.

Evil Incorpaorated - Either a fun spoof that went nowhere or ramblings from the mind of a madman. Either way, sounds like my kind of club.

My Son Peter - Peter has always loved to play hide and seek. In fact,
he loves it so much that he will wake me up in the middle of the
night to play. The only problem is that Peter has been dead for
eight years.

How To Carve A Pumpkin - A virtual guide so you don't have to get your hands messy with pumpkin guts.

Neiman Marcus Signature Chocolate Chip Cookies - Interesting footnote: Neiman Marcus didn't have a chocolate chip cookie until the rumor about the $250 recipe circulated.

phallus.is - The Icelandic Phallological Museum is 'probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammals found in a single country.' Over a hundred and fifty phalluses!

This kind of thing has "class field trip" written all over it.

Just remember, if you are using a rifle, it's easiest to pull the trigger with your toe.

-Jon Solo

KRAVE Las Vegas - The strip finally catches up. You'd think there was more then enough time to spell-check the name.

Big Load Condoms - Because every average guy should be able to dream of making millions in the safe sex market.

Mafia Name Generator - Fergie, a.k.a The The Jeweler. Sounds like a member of the Pink Triangle Mob to me.

Paris does Wal-Mart: The crowd seemed on the verge of trampling every low-price piece of inventory just to get a peek at the heiress hours before she even appeared.

"Paris is my idol!" said Lindsey Tillisek, 15, on her way out of the signing line.

"I think she should be queen!" said her friend Katie Quinn, also 15. "If Paris told me to jump off a bridge, I would."

Sinfest News: Dick Cheney insists on link between Al Qaeda and Kevin Bacon. Al Qaeda was trained by the CIA which was created by Harry Truman who dropped the bomb which was conceived by the Manhattan Project which was a movie starring John Lithgow who was in Footloose with Kevin Bacon.

Hi-larious.

ID Theft Center

Fabulous suitcase, nice arms, too.

Cost of War - "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

President Dwight D. Eisenhower
April 16, 1953

Register to vote. Takes less than 5 min to fill out the form, then print, sign, and mail.

Stop the NRA: In three days, formerly banned guns -- including Uzis and AK-47s -- will once again be street legal.

In the Life - The Gay and Lesbian TV Newsmagazine on PBS.

qlbtq - Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender & Queer encyclopedia

Shhh! The snake may hear you - Seriously, did you know snakes can hear? The auditory response of snakes is superior to that of cats.