Church Sign Generator - The word of G-d is in your hands!

Prison Bitch Name Generator
- mine is, scarily enough, the Shower Stalker. Actually, sounds kind of hot.

The Alexander Technique - a process for recognizing and changing harmful tension patterns that hinder freedom and confidence in movement.

Garfield's Comic Creator

Pseudointellectual - Full of pretentious nonsense and largely incoherent ramblings

Aphorisms Galore! - A pseudo-intellectual is a person who knows what "pseudo" means.

OH MY G-D! Ee-hehe!! [insert school girl scream] - I must have one!!! Now! I want it NOW-!!

The Skycar

Church ads too controversial - We find it disturbing that the networks in question seem to have no problem exploiting gay persons through mindless comedies or titillating dramas, but when it comes to a church's loving welcome of committed gay couples, that's where they draw the line

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Television Without Pity - Spare yourself from ever watching another reality TV show again. Let someone else sit through the boring crap [85% of the show] & commercials [40% of the time slot]. Do something else, like waste hours reading the recaps on thier site.

The Blue Lemur - Cheney's bulge: Pocket or package?

Joe. My. God. - You arrive to find my door unlocked. The members of the Supreme Court are already here, and the sex party is in full swing.

GeorgeWGirls.com - Reasons You Should Have Voted Against Bush

AfterEllen: "Yoko Ono has recorded gay versions of her 25-year-old song Every Man Has a Woman Who Loves Him to show her support for gay marriage, and the male version, Every Man Has A Man Who Loves Him, is now topping the dance charts in the U.S. The female version of the song, Every Lesbian Has a Woman Whom She Can't Marry Because it's a Threat to Insecure, Narrow-Minded Americans is playing sorrowfully somewhere in a lesbian country bar."

Brave Soldier - Athletic Skincare

Political Bohemian Rhapsody - courtesy of FLOWGO.com

VOTERGATE - only a looser cries foul play. Was the election hacked? I don't know. Could it have been? Yes. Without a doubt.

NYTimes Election Results - check out the geographic vs. electoral map.

Dostoevsky Research Station - 200 Relevant Links

Marn's Big Adventure: "'I have seen and heard many things, but this is my first zombie crossing," the border patrol officer said with a grin.

Then she ate his brain. Well, not really, but I like my version better.

Clean Team - Over 1000 technical cleaning products, including printer solution and smart cards.

Evil Incorpaorated - Either a fun spoof that went nowhere or ramblings from the mind of a madman. Either way, sounds like my kind of club.

My Son Peter - Peter has always loved to play hide and seek. In fact,
he loves it so much that he will wake me up in the middle of the
night to play. The only problem is that Peter has been dead for
eight years.

How To Carve A Pumpkin - A virtual guide so you don't have to get your hands messy with pumpkin guts.

Neiman Marcus Signature Chocolate Chip Cookies - Interesting footnote: Neiman Marcus didn't have a chocolate chip cookie until the rumor about the $250 recipe circulated.

phallus.is - The Icelandic Phallological Museum is 'probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammals found in a single country.' Over a hundred and fifty phalluses!

This kind of thing has "class field trip" written all over it.

Just remember, if you are using a rifle, it's easiest to pull the trigger with your toe.

-Jon Solo

KRAVE Las Vegas - The strip finally catches up. You'd think there was more then enough time to spell-check the name.

Big Load Condoms - Because every average guy should be able to dream of making millions in the safe sex market.

Mafia Name Generator - Fergie, a.k.a The The Jeweler. Sounds like a member of the Pink Triangle Mob to me.

Paris does Wal-Mart: The crowd seemed on the verge of trampling every low-price piece of inventory just to get a peek at the heiress hours before she even appeared.

"Paris is my idol!" said Lindsey Tillisek, 15, on her way out of the signing line.

"I think she should be queen!" said her friend Katie Quinn, also 15. "If Paris told me to jump off a bridge, I would."

Sinfest News: Dick Cheney insists on link between Al Qaeda and Kevin Bacon. Al Qaeda was trained by the CIA which was created by Harry Truman who dropped the bomb which was conceived by the Manhattan Project which was a movie starring John Lithgow who was in Footloose with Kevin Bacon.

Hi-larious.

ID Theft Center

Fabulous suitcase, nice arms, too.

Cost of War - "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

President Dwight D. Eisenhower
April 16, 1953

Register to vote. Takes less than 5 min to fill out the form, then print, sign, and mail.

Stop the NRA: In three days, formerly banned guns -- including Uzis and AK-47s -- will once again be street legal.

In the Life - The Gay and Lesbian TV Newsmagazine on PBS.

qlbtq - Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender & Queer encyclopedia

Shhh! The snake may hear you - Seriously, did you know snakes can hear? The auditory response of snakes is superior to that of cats.

timeanddate.com - Because sometimes I want to impress my friends by knowing the current time in Reykjavik. Unfortunately, most of them think I'm up to my usual bullshit, and don't know Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland. Man, my friends is stupid.

ACLU Freedom Concert - October 4, 2004

Men Wallpaper because guys like to be objectified.

Yea for Gay in Canada: As same-sex marriage battles erupt across the United States in one form or another, the war over marriage in Canada may be moving toward the mop-up stages. Speaking to the Canadian Bar Association, Justice Minister Irwin Cotler said the federal government will no longer oppose or delay any future challenges to provincial marriage laws.

T-ShirtsThatSuck.com...the leader in Offensive Apparel...

Fluffy Wombat - a warm and fuzzy place.

Hot Olympians - the only reason for watching the games.

US History Timeline: 1587 - 1947

edzspace - whoah shit...where'd this come from

Downelink.com - Just another Friendster?

The Truth about Condoms

Thunderbird Theater Company - 1246 Folsom Street (between 8th and 9th)

Only In Alabama: A federal appeals court has upheld a 1998 Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution doesn't include a right to sexual privacy.

Uhm... what?! Are we still in America?

Black People Love Us!- Satire is rarely appreciated, if understood.. the hanging out page kills

NewYorkish: Why Drink When You Can Snort?

you-are-here: Hollywood architectural photo gallery

 

Shouts and Murmurs - Now this is the kind of government I can get behind.

Washington - Efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage foundered Wednesday afternoon, when the proposal failed to garner enough votes to stay alive.

Meanwhile, this issue has caused a split on the right.. "Breaking with the views of Vice President Dick Cheney, his wife, Lynne, disputed President Bush's stance that a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage is needed." The couple have a daughter who is a lesbian.

MoveOn.org - United, Not Divided: Deliver a message to Capitol Hill before the upcoming vote on the Federal Marriage Amendment.

Hellbent - The first gay horror film that everyone is talking about...

Justusboyz - Custom hoodies, boxers, trucker hats, sexy underwear, hooded sweatshirts

BLOGWISE

Active Spam Killer

project-blog 2004 - On July 24th, bloggers from all around the world will be updating their own blog every 30 minutes for 24 solid hours all in the name of each blogger's favorite charity.

RumbleLizard - "..some shitheaded son of a syphilitic crack whore broke out one of my car windows and rifled through my glove compartment a few nights ago."

A little nibble, then some shopping.. Fabulous, thank you.
Happy 2-yr anniversary ;)


Daphne's

PeterThomasRoth

TheyFit Condoms - 55 custom-fit sizes. How do you measure up?

SmartBargains

Lunchtime Reading:


Digby's Hullabaloo - "George W. Bush has been making comparisons between the 'War On Terrorism' and WWII. I didn't realize that in this sequel we were the Germans."

mopie - anyone's any

Cheese & Macaroni Gallery - A fun Ian site

weetabix - dumber than a box of rocks

Yoga Postures - Over 250 different YogaCards showing different asanas.

Boycott Virginia

Blue Q - I like the cat butt gum.

Buzzard Terrorizes English Country Road: "An angry buzzard is terrorizing a quiet English country road by dive-bombing passing cyclists. The bird of prey used its beak and claws to rip a three-inch gash in Paul Taylor's head as he cycled along the stretch of road near Holsworthy, in Devon, western England. 'I thought at first it was a lorry passing and the wing mirror had somehow caught my head, then I saw the buzzard swooping in front of me and suddenly there was blood pouring down my head and face.'

Last weekend 22 cyclists taking part in a long distance competition along the road -- the A3072 -- suffered head injuries or had gouges taken out of their helmets by the same bird, according to the race coordinator.

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds suggested the bird was probably nesting nearby and was defending its chicks, and added bikers should avoid the road for a few weeks."

This could get interesting: "Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry joined a growing chorus, including the voice of Nancy Regan, in urging President Bush to remove restrictions on embryonic stem cell research that could help combat Alzheimer's."

In response to Bush’s announcement of federal government closure and a national day of mourning for former President Ronal Regan, the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force closes offices on June 11th in memory of all those lost to AIDS.

A Family in Baghdad

FaithfulAmerica.org - Don't blame it on us

H Bomb update

Old news, but a good sexblog: DazeReader - "The Committee on College Life voted to approve a student-run magazine that will feature nude pictures of Harvard undergraduates and articles about sexual issues"

Chicago Bloggers

Homos to blame for obesity in the UK - "It's quite alarming that Lord Tebbit manages to get his extreme prejudices into a discussion on obese children"

Dictionaries take lead in redefining modern marriage - "The Oxford English Dictionary actually retooled 'marriage' in 2001. 'It's not so much a redefinition, because our definition did not specify marriage had to be between a man and woman in the first place,' said editor Jesse Sheidlower"

California, beware of bug bites! Seriously.

Rammstein - German industrial musicians are hot. If you're really good, they might even pee on you.

The Abandoned Adventures of Megan & co! - These type of 'documentary' sites remind me of my childhood, growing up in the mid-west. There was never a shortage of creepy backwoods, old houses, or condemned buildings to risk our lives exploring. In LA, anything without a lock is owned by the homeless.

Dream Dictionary - It's best to enter key words and phrases rather than every detail of the dream, as the symbols are used to deliver messages, and most of the other crap is environmental.

AngryFinger.org: "In 2000, when George W. Bush accepted the GOP presidential nomination, he told the story of juvenile delinquent Johnny Demon to highlight the need for 'compassionate conservatism.' Now 21, Demon has no job, no permanent home and no idea he was used in Bush's speech. Reporter Robert Draper follows up on Demon's fate in the latest issue of GQ. Draper talks with NPR's Robert Siegel."

Stranger than Fiction - The real Jerri Blank!

Peace Frogs of Myrtle Beach. The Lounge Wear is super-cute.

Digitally Imported - electronic dance music with highly addictive elements

urban exploration - "My intent is to visit the city where i live, Milan, in Italy. Abandoned places, and anything that skips to usual views. I don't infiltrate without permission, usually i just take a peeck from outside, if there's nobody to let me in."

Black Prada pumps go with everything. - "A South Dakota politician announced Monday that he is transgender and plans to transition from male to female while in office. Rapid City Alderman Tom Murphy, 48, will live and dress as a woman for at least a year before undergoing gender reassignment surgery. While other politicians have undergone gender transitions after leaving office, Murphy will be the first to transition on the job."

Crack head roommates are wildly entertaining.

some quirks to work out w/ the new template. my CSS guru is busy toddler wrangling @ the ranch.

..as the CEO of AOL Entertainment once told me, "The web isn't a perfect place"

"Friday, March 05, 2004"

I think I have a new fetish.

Operation: Homo Shield - "According to SLDN (Servicemembers Legal Defense Network), the military discharged 787 gays and lesbians last year, a 17 percent decrease from 2002 and a 39 percent decrease from 2001. The time period coincides with the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. SLDN's report noted, 'Gay discharge numbers have dropped every time America has entered a war, from Korea to Vietnam to the Persian Gulf to present conflicts.'"

Free Speech Fined - The House Energy and Commerce Committee voted 47-1 last week to dramatically increase the amount that the FCC could fine broadcasters that air 'indecent' material.

House energy the fuck what? Who? Check the Right.

Bush uses images from 9/11 in re-elect campaign - Families who lost relatives in the Sept. 11 attacks voiced outrage on Thursday at Bush's first ads in his re-election campaign, which use images of the devastated World Trade Center.

Are you fucking serious? I fully expected Bush would once again try to use 9/11 for his personal gain. He's been doing it for the past several years. Dear G-d, that only everyone might become half as enraged as I am by this shameful time in US history. Spread the word: Get the monkey out!

trudyemo - "All in all, today really wasn't that bad of a day. I mean, I'm sitting here at my computer, with my hair in a bun, and my pencil shoved through it for safekeeping purposes, and I don't want to kill anyone, so that's a plus right?"

Chicago OK with Gay - "You have to point out the strength of this community, your doctors, your lawyers, your journalists," Mayor Daley said. "They have adopted children. To me, we have to understand this is part and parcel of our families and extended families."

Other voices in major cities are starting to speak up about their belief in equal rights as well. Too little too late? Ohio recently became the 38th state to legally define marriage as "between a man and a woman."

New Mexico - Why the hell not..?!? - Some more homos got hitched in Sandoval County, N. M., on Friday after the county clerk, in a moment of clarity, determined that state law did not prohibit it. They stopped granting licenses later that day when the state's attorney general issued a statement saying the licenses were "invalid under state law."

Nice try, though.

Justly Married - On February 12, San Francisco started performing same-sex marriages in City Hall. Photographer Derek Powazek was there and captured the moment with this lovely photo series. I was up in SF visiting someone special this past Valentines weekend and witnessed a line out the door of City Hall and down the block. It was an amazing backdrop to my own adventures in romance, to say the least.

funny monkey cartoons are stooopid.

A special song for every girl and her Gay Boyfriend

BOSTON - The Massachusetts high court ruled today that only full, equal marriage rights for gay couples — rather than civil unions — would be constitutional, erasing any doubts that same-sex marriages could take place in the state beginning in mid-May.

It figures the year I finally give up on the super-bowl half-time show and don't watch, something good happens.


There was mixed reaction from the crowd when Janet's
right breast, seen here fitted with it's own microphone, sang
the rest of the duet with Justin Timberlake during the half-time sbow.

Creative Commons

Snopes.com
Urban Legends Reference Pages

Jesus Loves Suds

STUNNING NEMO
Little kids are not the boss of us and their incessant whining will not destroy the oceans of Southeast Asia.