Church Sign Generator - The word of G-d is in your hands!

Prison Bitch Name Generator
- mine is, scarily enough, the Shower Stalker. Actually, sounds kind of hot.

The Alexander Technique - a process for recognizing and changing harmful tension patterns that hinder freedom and confidence in movement.

Garfield's Comic Creator

Pseudointellectual - Full of pretentious nonsense and largely incoherent ramblings

Aphorisms Galore! - A pseudo-intellectual is a person who knows what "pseudo" means.

OH MY G-D! Ee-hehe!! [insert school girl scream] - I must have one!!! Now! I want it NOW-!!

The Skycar

Church ads too controversial - We find it disturbing that the networks in question seem to have no problem exploiting gay persons through mindless comedies or titillating dramas, but when it comes to a church's loving welcome of committed gay couples, that's where they draw the line