Evil Incorpaorated - Either a fun spoof that went nowhere or ramblings from the mind of a madman. Either way, sounds like my kind of club.

My Son Peter - Peter has always loved to play hide and seek. In fact,
he loves it so much that he will wake me up in the middle of the
night to play. The only problem is that Peter has been dead for
eight years.

How To Carve A Pumpkin - A virtual guide so you don't have to get your hands messy with pumpkin guts.

Neiman Marcus Signature Chocolate Chip Cookies - Interesting footnote: Neiman Marcus didn't have a chocolate chip cookie until the rumor about the $250 recipe circulated.

phallus.is - The Icelandic Phallological Museum is 'probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammals found in a single country.' Over a hundred and fifty phalluses!

This kind of thing has "class field trip" written all over it.

Just remember, if you are using a rifle, it's easiest to pull the trigger with your toe.

-Jon Solo

KRAVE Las Vegas - The strip finally catches up. You'd think there was more then enough time to spell-check the name.

Big Load Condoms - Because every average guy should be able to dream of making millions in the safe sex market.

Mafia Name Generator - Fergie, a.k.a The The Jeweler. Sounds like a member of the Pink Triangle Mob to me.