Paris does Wal-Mart: The crowd seemed on the verge of trampling every low-price piece of inventory just to get a peek at the heiress hours before she even appeared.

"Paris is my idol!" said Lindsey Tillisek, 15, on her way out of the signing line.

"I think she should be queen!" said her friend Katie Quinn, also 15. "If Paris told me to jump off a bridge, I would."

Sinfest News: Dick Cheney insists on link between Al Qaeda and Kevin Bacon. Al Qaeda was trained by the CIA which was created by Harry Truman who dropped the bomb which was conceived by the Manhattan Project which was a movie starring John Lithgow who was in Footloose with Kevin Bacon.

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Cost of War - "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

President Dwight D. Eisenhower
April 16, 1953

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