"I make no apologies for not liking the vast majority of children I meet. I dislike the vast majority of the adults I meet, so why should I give extra breaks to the vertically challenged? Most people in the world are totally unapologetic assholes, and that includes children."
- RumbleLizard

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“Some people don’t get sick during their pregnancies, or suffer from multiple ailments that expecting mothers often do, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be one of them. I think feeling some alien thing moving inside me would be enough to make me toss my cookies at any given moment.”
- Kiwi

I don't know why I'm so obsessed with American Idol, but if you watch, you have to read jru – the self appointed fourth judge. He’s the best part of the show.

I swear I used to make these for easter as a kid. Don't ask why I was surfing a craft site. It was an accident.