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TwoBadDogs | There are no bad owners, only bad dogs

'My useless co-"worker" got just what I predicted: a slap on the wrist and the slate wiped clean. You know how? He told our boss that he hadn't done any work in two years because he's depressed. Which gives you an automatic Bubble of Immunity because it's illegal to fire someone who is mentally ill. Syphilitic Pus Eater Cock Face Sputum Bag. Sent me over the edge, that one did. I told our boss that I'm not willing to work in the same department as him because it's just too stressful for me to have to work three times as hard to get his work done, too, and to watch him lie to everyone and get away with it. She told me that she told him that he had to call the Employee Assistance Program and ask for help with his problem (which is that he's a lazy ass). So I stayed home yesterday in order to avoid committing murder or spitting blood from my eyes, which is my superpower.'

The Whizzinator | Pass Your Drug Test

A life-like prosthetic penis that can help provide a flow of clean urine anytime, anywhere.

LitterKwitter.com | Teach Your Cat to Use the Toilet

bindyree | I Can Hear The Ocean

'There are two kinds of people in this world: People who do what they're told, no matter what is right, and people who do what's right, no matter what they're told.'

rathergood.com | Gay Bar

Even great songs are better when performed by flying Viking Kittens (animation by Joel Veitch)